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  • 20090911
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    So here you can write you own blogs.

    I am still working on this so give me time!

    by Tiger - Comments: 0 - Views: 801
  • 20100427
    I did a big shit, it would of killed a normal man

    by Guru Nanak - Comments: 0 - Views: 1410
  • 20100106
    Sorry I forgot my password, this forum has no forgot password option on log in, weird!

    by DudeLove - Comments: 0 - Views: 1921
  • 20091210
    I welcome you to the show that is my life, well bits of my life as honestly I don't "do" talking about me.

    It's a bit risky writing something as revealing as the following story's but hey I'm not to bothered about what people on the interweb think of me. If you want skip to the 2nd story's there kinda more embarrassing for me.

    Thanks for reading like always.

    Story One: Don't send poems to hot chicks.

    At age 14 Terry knew that he was a bit of a geek, a loveable geek who got on with everyone but still a geek of the highest order. Sure Terry...

    by terrytelwhateva - Comments: 1 - Views: 686
  • 20091210
    Hello,

    The story itself ended up being completly different to how I planned it to be. It was going to be a bit like the film Memento but half way through & some feedback later it got a bit confusing even for me I guess & so I made it about two very different people.

    You'll have to excuse the lack of too much details, it isn't that I'm lazy but I really did just need to finish it off after spending time away from it. I promise to make upo for that with a new story I'll start writing later this week which I'm going to try my best at detailed writing something i've...

    by terrytelwhateva - Comments: 0 - Views: 762
  • 20091210
    In search of victory she keeps saluting me
    if only we can be together momentarily
    We can make love and make history
    why wont you visit me
    until she visits me
    I’ll be stuck with a sister her name is defeat
    She gives me agony so much agony she brings me so much pain
    So much misery like missing your last shot and falling to your knees
    As the crowd screams brother of the team I practiced so hard for this moment
    Victory don’t leave
    I know what this means im stuck in this routine
    Whole new different day same old thing
    All I got is dreams...

    by terrytelwhateva - Comments: 0 - Views: 594
  • 20091128
    Thought I'd make a blog on this here thing.

    Going to McDonalds later
    Finding / Downloading Good Beds
    Pissing Around with Jingles
    Composing Drum Beats.
    Watched Apocalypse Now
    Might Watch Full Metal Jacket

    That's what i have done / am doing today

    by mikeyfromgrantham - Comments: 0 - Views: 646
  • 20091126
    Now, this is a blog all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I liked to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys
    Who were up to no good
    Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your...

    by SamFromTheEssex - Comments: 2 - Views: 648
  • 20091126
    I got the shits from drinking out of date milk yesterday... learnt my lesson to always read the label!

    by DudeLove - Comments: 7 - Views: 787
  • 20091024
    Why is it when I cook more then one poached egg, they turn into spastic eggs... I did it this morning and as usual the second and third were hardly recognizable...BASTARD EGGS!

    by chavvy vicki - Comments: 1 - Views: 1264
  • 20090917
    I.
    Hate.
    Commuting.
    To.
    LONDON!!!

    It's not London I hate, I LOVE London, its all the fuckwits I meet on the way! First of all I get on the 07.02 from Sam's Essex Patch to London and the silence is normally broken by a loud Essex Estuary twang being yelled down a mobile phone at no doubt another Essex wideboy at the other end discussing how much they 'laaaaarged it up' in Bas Vegas last night and how they should never have had 'those well dodgy kebabs'! You're telling me, I can still smell your 'well dodgy' kebab on your 'well minging' beery breath! So I hunt around...

    by SamFromTheEssex - Comments: 4 - Views: 696
  • 20090915
    the blog of David John Griffiths is here

    It has my music, and occasionally words.

    by davidjohngriffiths - Comments: 0 - Views: 637
  • 20090914
    my winkie is still bleeding. Is this normal? Also my chin is really sore as i took a bus on the chin. got to go and touch a man's penis

    by Vinny - Comments: 0 - Views: 599
  • 20090913
    What i been up err to??????
    U guessed it! a 24 hour shepherd pie making marathon
    still bleeding (is this normal?)

    by Vinny - Comments: 0 - Views: 589
  • 20090913
    Ahhh, have my family over for Sunday dinner today - is in the oven and smelling goooood *drooool*

    Had time to mwork on a custom bag charm someone ordered today though.

    Here it is;




    They basically wanted a bag charm custom made from their WoW character. I even included a little darnassian sharp and a loaf of bread lol! Possibly the geekiest thing I've ever made LOL!

    Right, got to get back to the family unit - laters!

    xxx

    by SamFromTheEssex - Comments: 0 - Views: 606
  • 20090912
    What a friggin' week? Glad it's Saturday but I know this weekend is gonna fly by whilst the rest of the working week is just gonna drag like a pensioner's ass.... why is that? Eh??

    So anyway, after a week full of office bullshit and drudgery I have a weekend full of....partying?? Shopping? ...NO.... packing up a four bed house all by myself ready for our move on the 26th! Grrrr! PC Plum is working the weekend so I'm lumbered with making a start on it! Aside from that I've got to make a few bits of jewellery that people have ordered and get that shipped out...speaking of jewellery,...

    by SamFromTheEssex - Comments: 3 - Views: 578
  • 20090911
    got up at 10am
    took a pole on the chin
    made shepard pie
    ate breakfast
    make more shepard pie
    pee in swiming pool
    touch a man's willy
    more shepard pie
    the number 49 bus was on time today
    errrerr errrrerrr
    thats funny in it
    shepard pie while listerning to iain
    bed at 12

    by Vinny - Comments: 1 - Views: 1557
 

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