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So here you can write you own blogs.

I am still working on this so give me time!

I did a big shit, it would of killed a normal man

Sorry I forgot my password, this forum has no forgot password option on log in, weird!

I welcome you to the show that is my life, well bits of my life as honestly I don't "do" talking about me.

It's a bit risky writing something as revealing as the following story's but hey I'm not to bothered about what people on the interweb think of me. If you want skip to the 2nd story's there kinda more embarrassing for me.

Thanks for reading like always.

Story One: Don't send poems to hot chicks.

At age 14 Terry knew that he was a bit of a geek, a loveable geek who got on with everyone but still a geek of the highest order. Sure Terry...

Hello,

The story itself ended up being completly different to how I planned it to be. It was going to be a bit like the film Memento but half way through & some feedback later it got a bit confusing even for me I guess & so I made it about two very different people.

You'll have to excuse the lack of too much details, it isn't that I'm lazy but I really did just need to finish it off after spending time away from it. I promise to make upo for that with a new story I'll start writing later this week which I'm going to try my best at detailed writing something i've...

Thought I'd make a blog on this here thing.

Going to McDonalds later
Finding / Downloading Good Beds
Pissing Around with Jingles
Composing Drum Beats.
Watched Apocalypse Now
Might Watch Full Metal Jacket

That's what i have done / am doing today

Now, this is a blog all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your...

I got the shits from drinking out of date milk yesterday... learnt my lesson to always read the label!

Why is it when I cook more then one poached egg, they turn into spastic eggs... I did it this morning and as usual the second and third were hardly recognizable...BASTARD EGGS!

I.
Hate.
Commuting.
To.
LONDON!!!

It's not London I hate, I LOVE London, its all the fuckwits I meet on the way! First of all I get on the 07.02 from Sam's Essex Patch to London and the silence is normally broken by a loud Essex Estuary twang being yelled down a mobile phone at no doubt another Essex wideboy at the other end discussing how much they 'laaaaarged it up' in Bas Vegas last night and how they should never have had 'those well dodgy kebabs'! You're telling me, I can still smell your 'well dodgy' kebab on your 'well minging' beery breath! So I hunt around...

the blog of David John Griffiths is here

It has my music, and occasionally words.

my winkie is still bleeding. Is this normal? Also my chin is really sore as i took a bus on the chin. got to go and touch a man's penis

What i been up err to??????
U guessed it! a 24 hour shepherd pie making marathon
still bleeding (is this normal?)

Ahhh, have my family over for Sunday dinner today - is in the oven and smelling goooood *drooool*

Had time to mwork on a custom bag charm someone ordered today though.

Here it is;




They basically wanted a bag charm custom made from their WoW character. I even included a little darnassian sharp and a loaf of bread lol! Possibly the geekiest thing I've ever made LOL!

Right, got to get back to the family unit - laters!

xxx

What a friggin' week? Glad it's Saturday but I know this weekend is gonna fly by whilst the rest of the working week is just gonna drag like a pensioner's ass.... why is that? Eh??

So anyway, after a week full of office bullshit and drudgery I have a weekend full of....partying?? Shopping? ...NO.... packing up a four bed house all by myself ready for our move on the 26th! Grrrr! PC Plum is working the weekend so I'm lumbered with making a start on it! Aside from that I've got to make a few bits of jewellery that people have ordered and get that shipped out...speaking of jewellery,...

got up at 10am
took a pole on the chin
made shepard pie
ate breakfast
make more shepard pie
pee in swiming pool
touch a man's willy
more shepard pie
the number 49 bus was on time today
errrerr errrrerrr
thats funny in it
shepard pie while listerning to iain
bed at 12